Use and Consent
Please read these Terms and Conditions of Use (hereinafter “Terms and Conditions”) carefully and in their entirety before using absurdistproductions.com (hereinafter “we,” “our,” “us”). You, as a visitor and/or user of our website, agree to these Terms and Conditions, and your access and/or use of our website, products, and/or services or via materials requested through email constitutes your voluntary acceptance to be bound by these terms, whether you have read them or have had the opportunity to read them and have chosen not to.
This website and any products and/or services offered herein are not intended for persons under the age of 18. If you are under the age of 18, you may not use or view this website.
Legal and Financial Disclaimer
You understand and agree that this website and our products, programs, and services are intended to provide information and education. The information provided is not business, financial, or legal advice.
You should consult with an attorney, accountant, and/or financial advisor in your area who understands your particular business and financial situation so that you can take the right steps for you and your business.
You understand and agree that this website and our products, programs, and services are intended to provide information and education to assist you in attaining your goals.
You understand and agree that your success depends entirely on your business experience, motivation, and individual capacity. There are no guarantees of any kind as to your earnings and income.
You understand and agree that this website and our products, programs, and services are intended to provide information and education and are not intended as medical, psychological, or psychiatric advice.
The information provided is not a substitute for professional medical, psychological, or psychiatric advice, diagnosis, or treatment for your individual condition and circumstance.
You should always consult with a licensed and/or registered health care professional before making any health or dietary changes or beginning any exercise program. Do not stop taking any prescribed medications or disregard or delay seeking medical advice based on any information contained on this website or in our products, programs, and services. You should consult with a licensed and/or registered health care professional about your individual condition and circumstance.
No Warranty or Liability
The information provided on absurdistproductions.com is believed accurate when made. However, we do not warrant or represent that such information is or will always be current, accurate, and/or complete. You agree that we are not responsible for the accuracy of our website or for any errors or omissions in its content or in our products and/or services purchased therefrom or via materials requested through email.
THE INFORMATION IS PROVIDED “AS IS” WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED.
YOU AGREE THAT ABSURDIST PRODUCTIONS, LLC AND ABSURDISTPRODUCTIONS.COM ARE NOT LIABLE TO YOU OR OTHERS IN ANY WAY FOR DAMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING FROM THE USE OF OUR WEBSITE OR ITS CONTENT, OR PRODUCTS AND/OR SERVICES PURCHASED THEREFROM, OR VIA MATERIALS REQUESTED THROUGH EMAIL, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, AND/OR SPECIAL DAMAGES.
YOU AGREE THAT ABSURDIST PRODUCTIONS, LLC AND ABSURDISTPRODUCTIONS.COM ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY LOSS INCURRED BY YOU OR YOUR BUSINESS, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, LOSS OF CLIENTS, LOSS OF GOODWILL, LOSS OF INCOME OR REVENUE, LOSS OF ANTICIPATED INCOME, LOSS OF SALES, LOSS OF DATA, COMPUTER FAILURE, COMPUTER VIRUS OBTAINED BY USE OF OUR WEBSITE OR ITS CONTENT, OR PRODUCTS AND/OR SERVICES PURCHASED THEREFROM, OR VIA MATERIALS REQUESTED THROUGH EMAIL, OR ANY OTHER SIMILAR ISSUE, OR ANY OTHER LOSS OR DAMAGE OF ANY KIND.
ABSURDIST PRODUCTIONS, LLC ANDABSURDISTPRODUCTIONS.COM’S CUMULATIVE LIABILITY FOR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE TO YOU OR OTHERS ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO THIS AGREEMENT SHALL NOT EXCEED $50 (USD). [The threshold amount that you include acts as a cap on the amount of damages you could potentially be liable for in the case of a dispute. It should be a reasonable amount related to the cost of your product or service]
We expressly exclude any liability to the fullest extent of the law.
By using our website and its content or purchasing a service and/or product from our website or requesting materials via email, you agree to this limitation of liability and release Absurdist Productions, LLC and absurdistproductions.com from any and all claims.
You agree at all times to defend, hold harmless, and indemnify Absurdist Productions, LLC and absurdistproductions.com, and any affiliates, agents, or other party associated with Absurdist Productions, LLC and absurdistproductions.com, from any cause of action, lawsuits, judgments, including attorney’s fees and costs, arising from your use of our website or its content, or products and/or services purchased therefrom, or via materials requested through email, as well as any third party claims of any kind arising from your actions in relation to our website.
Should we be required to defend ourselves in any action directly or indirectly involving you, you agree to provide any documents, testimony, evidence, or other information we deem useful to us free of charge.
Intellectual Property Protection and Personal Use
The materials contained on our website, including, but not limited to, products (including e-courses), programs, documents, videos, photos, graphics, designs, and other files, are the proprietary property of Absurdist Productions, LLC and are protected by United States intellectual property rights.
You may electronically copy and print portions of bsurdistproductions.com solely for your personal, non-commercial use.
Absurdist Productions, LLC grants you a single non-transferable license to download, view, copy, and/or print any products you purchase from absurdistproductions.com or materials requested via email solely for your personal, non-commercial use. You may not share the cost of any product or the product itself with any third party.
Any other use of the materials in absurdistproductions.com, any product you purchase, and/or materials requested via email, including, but not limited to, for any commercial use, copying, republication, distribution, transfer, performance, display, or reproduction other than as indicated above, is strictly prohibited.
You agree that you will not use our website, products (including e-courses), programs, documents, videos, photos, graphics, designs, and other files in any manner that constitutes an infringement of our intellectual property rights. Unauthorized use constitutes theft and we reserve the right to prosecute theft to the fullest extent of the law.
Your License to Us
When you submit any post, comment, image, or other content that you upload, publish, or display on or through our website (“User Content”), you grant to us a perpetual, non-exclusive, royalty-free worldwide license to use, distribute, modify and create derivative works from any such User Content without restriction of any kind.
You retain the right to remove your User Content at any time.
If you remove your User Content, the license granted to us expires but we retain the license to the extent that any User Content has been incorporated into our advertising and/or promotional materials or on our website.
You agree that you will not post, transmit, upload, or otherwise make available any User Content that is harmful, threatening, defamatory, unlawful, abusive, harassing, obscene, vulgar, hateful, or otherwise objectionable.
You agree to use this website and our products, programs, and services for lawful purposes only.
Our website may feature testimonials from time to time. They are examples. While these testimonials are accurate and honest portrayals of actual clients or customers sharing their opinions about our website, products and/or services, they are not a guarantee that all clients or customers will have the same, similar, or a better experience.
No Formal Endorsements
Any reference or link to any other companies, events, services, or products, on our website, blog, or in our emails does not guarantee your success and/or satisfaction with and is not an endorsement of said companies, events, services, or products.
You understand and agree that you must use your own judgment to determine whether any other companies, events, services, or products would be beneficial to you and/or your business.
You agree that we shall have no liability should you choose to make a purchase from any referenced company, event, service, or product and become dissatisfied. You agree to indemnify and hold us harmless should this occur.
We may choose to provide an affiliate link to products and/or services that we believe align with our own products and/or services from time to time. You understand that we may receive financial compensation or other payment as a result of your purchase of a product and/or service using the link.
You understand and agree that you must use your own judgment to determine whether to make a purchase using an affiliate link. You agree that we shall have no liability should you choose to make a purchase from an affiliate link and become dissatisfied. You agree to indemnify and hold us harmless should this occur.
Third Party Links
From time to time, we may provide a link to a third-party website. These links are provided for your education and information only and are not an endorsement by Absurdist Productions, LLC and absurdistproductions.com. If you use those links, you leave our website.
You agree that Absurdist Productions, LLC and absurdistproductions.com are not responsible for the content, availability, or accuracy of other websites that may be linked to our website. We make no warranty of any kind, whether express or implied, regarding third-party content, availability, or accuracy.
By clicking on a link to a third-party website, you agree that you are doing so of your own discretion, volition, and at your own risk. You agree that Absurdist Productions, LLC and absurdistproductions.com are not liable for any damage or loss caused by your access to or use of information, materials, products, or services contained on and/or purchased from any linked third-party website.
By clicking on a link to a third-party website, you may allow third-parties to collect and/or share your personal information. The privacy policies and terms and conditions on those third-party websites may differ from absurdistproductions.com’s. You are encouraged to read the privacy policies and terms and conditions of every linked third-party website that you visit.
You understand and agree that you are financially responsible for all purchases made by you or a third-party acting on your behalf.
Our third-party payment processing providers may have privacy policies and terms and conditions that differ from ours. We have no liability or responsibility for the independent policies of our third-party payment processing providers. You are encouraged to read the independent policies contained on the third-party payment processing providers’ websites.
You understand and release us from liability for any damage or loss caused by your purchase from our website or by your dealings with our third-party payment processing providers.
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, you can return the product and receive a full refund. You have 60 calendar days from the date of purchase to request a refund and to return the product. Absurdist Productions, LLC is not liable for any shipping charges incurred to return the product.
If you pay by credit card and seek a refund of funds, your refund will be reduced by any applicable credit card charges that are assessed against us. Credit card charges are estimated and will be charged based on what we are charged by the Credit Card Processor.
We do not tolerate or accept any type of chargeback from your credit card company.
We reserve the right to terminate your access to our website, in full or in part, at any time for any reason.
Dispute Resolution and Jurisdiction
These Terms and Conditions shall be governed and construed according to the laws of the State of Oklahoma, without regard to conflict of laws principles. The nearest state and federal court to Oklahoma City, Oklahoma shall have exclusive jurisdiction over any case or controversy arising from your use of our website or its content, or products and/or services purchased therefrom, or via materials requested through email.
By using our website or its content, or products and/or services purchased therefrom, or via materials requested through email, you submit to the exclusive jurisdiction and venue of these courts and waive any defense of forum non-conveniens.
In the event that Absurdist Productions, LLC must make a claim for any breach of these Terms and Conditions by negotiation, litigation, mediation, or arbitration, we shall be entitled to recover attorney’s fees and costs.
If any provision of these Terms and Conditions shall be declared unenforceable or invalid, all remaining provisions shall remain in full force and effect.
Modification of Terms and Conditions
We may change, modify, or update these Terms and Conditions at any time and will notify you of any such changes by a prominent notice displayed on our website at least 10 days prior to implementing the change. We recommend that you check the Terms and Conditions when you visit our website to be sure that you are aware of our most current policies.
By continuing to use this website, you agree to be bound by the most updated version of these Terms and Conditions, whether you have read them or have had the opportunity to read them and have chosen not to.
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS ABOUT THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, PLEASE CONTACT: firstname.lastname@example.org